North Korea, Best Korea!
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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