No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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