I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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