honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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