Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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