Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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