yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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