Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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