i just wanna soil my oats bro
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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