hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
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My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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