watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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