so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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