Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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