Where is the hickey?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
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