You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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