Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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