We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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