she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i drank out of a bidet.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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