You were right. It hurts to walk today.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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