i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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