There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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