my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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