the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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