there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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