how can u be prego again
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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