Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I don't think brook has ever known best
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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