Are we in a gay sports bar?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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