We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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