Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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