You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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