Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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