Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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