Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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