Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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