i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Church boner. Awkwardddd
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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