he thought i was a dude.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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