How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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