He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
