How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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