I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Randomize
