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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I threw up into my coffee this morning.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time

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• (+47): View more from Norway

  i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls

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• (512): View more from Texas

  She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.

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