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(816): View more from Missouri

He's been sleeping iwht ***

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Nooo

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Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb

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And then hit her in the face with a shovel

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(816): He's been sleeping iwht *** (1-816): Nooo (816): Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb (816): And then hit her in the face with a shovel http://tfl.nu/a1q0

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(803): View more from South Carolina

So drunk i had to piss sitting down...

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(803): So drunk i had to piss sitting down... http://tfl.nu/050t

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(914): View more from New York

so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling

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(914): so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling http://tfl.nu/v4vu

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(702): View more from Nevada

Its only 8 and she is already passed out

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Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2

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(702): Its only 8 and she is already passed out (1-702): Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2 http://tfl.nu/cu8c

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(515): View more from Iowa

I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.

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(515): I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans. http://tfl.nu/jn9s

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(813): View more from Florida

We shouldn"t be alone together

(606): View more from Kentucky

you didn"t say that yesterday

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you weren't married yesterday

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(813): We shouldn"t be alone together (606): you didn"t say that yesterday (813): you weren't married yesterday http://tfl.nu/oykj

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(410): View more from Maryland

She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.

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(410): She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible. http://tfl.nu/n7ul

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(415): View more from California

I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.

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(415): I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level. http://tfl.nu/gvuc

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(224): View more from Illinois

Stop whining I left you with whiskey

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YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.

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(224): Stop whining I left you with whiskey (1-224): YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE. http://tfl.nu/439l

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent

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(860): Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent http://tfl.nu/cikk

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(309): View more from Illinois

You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."

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(309): You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that." http://tfl.nu/6ywd

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(720): View more from Colorado

I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen

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(720): I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen http://tfl.nu/240v

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(303): View more from Colorado

I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match

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(303): I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match http://tfl.nu/tsdg

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(517): View more from Michigan

I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?

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(517): I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right? http://tfl.nu/axzn

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(631): View more from New York

Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat

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(631): Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat http://tfl.nu/zh7r

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