At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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