Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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