ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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