i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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