I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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