Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
This baby is an asshole
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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