She said her name was "party"
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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