I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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