What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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