I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
of course. lets lasso hookers.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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