Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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