oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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