I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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