Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
COCAINE IS GR8
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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