If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
only you would photoshop your dick
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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